davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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"Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better."

Unknown (via c-oquetry)

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voldenope:

sexymarauders:

this looks like the beginning of a trailer for a bad road trip movie

can we all just acknowledge that for the first three movies rupert’s acting consisted entirely of just this face?

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sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

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"You’re not unreliable - your health is."

shout out to all my chronically ill people who get shit for being late, for cancelling, because their health prevents them, and feel like jerks because of it. It’s not your fault. (via sickfacemcgee)

(via she-screams-silently)

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tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

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(via just-a-sprinkle-of-sunshine)

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thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

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novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

(via funny-text-posts)

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nerdymelly:

Do you ever wonder what could have been? Because I do all the time.

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mrslaurent:

teenfuckingspirit:





Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i love this

god bless people with white backgrounds


High Class Dash

mrslaurent:

teenfuckingspirit:

Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i love this

god bless people with white backgrounds

High Class Dash

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harblkun:

bowtais-are-cool:

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

(via trijntjeflip)

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plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

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parents:"schools easy"
me:"can you help me on this homework problem"
parents:"idk that shit its hard lmao"
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hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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