forever:

i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description

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Never go to the bathroom at an ATL show...

Jack:Why are you leaving?! Why are you leaving the show?!
Alex:Where are you going?!
Jack:We're not done yet!
Alex:Where are you guys going!?
Jack:What the fuck are you doing?!
Alex:Guys!
Jack:C'mon!
Alex:Oh wait, they're just going to poop.
Jack:Now we've got to wait for them.
Alex:We've got to wait for them to poop. Hang on, pause, pause. Let's actually honestly... I know this is going to be annoying, but let's wait for them to come out and when they come back out, let's all clap for them.
ATL play something random for ten or so seconds.
Alex:Alright now, come on. I think maybe they really are pooping.
Jack:Girls don't poop!
Alex:Stop! I have to concentrate. I have to concentrate while I wait for them to come out.
Wait three more seconds. Someone comes out of the bathroom.
Alex:Nope, nope. False alarm.
Jack:False alarm.
Alex:False alarm. Where are they?
Jack:Nope.
Alex:That's not them.
Jack:Unless they both turned into a guy?
Alex:They combined their powers to turn into one dude... I can wait. Honestly, I do not give a shit. This is our headlining tour, we can do whatever we want. Yes I know. I know it's frustrating, I know you came here to see music, but I personally came to watch girls go to the bathroom.
Jack:That's what we normally do when we're home. Where the fuck are these girls, dude?
Alex:They're just not ready. I'm going to wait.
Jack:They're probably doing drugs.
Alex:I'm GOING to wait.
Jack:Can we arrest them? For doing drugs in the girls room?
Alex:Jack shut up! Just hang tight. I know you guys want to hear a song, but I want to laugh at these girls... Nope. That's not them. Come on guys. What are you guys doing in there? Rian, shut up!
Jack:Can you go and get them for me, please? Thank you. Thank you.
Alex:I don't care if you're bored Rian. YOU'RE boring!
Rian gets up to go and get them.
Alex:What are you going to do? You don't even have a microphone.
Jack:Don't tell them what we're doing
Alex:He's going to go in there and be like 'Don't come out ever! They're going to laugh at you'
Girls and Rian come out to cheering.
Jack and Alex:YAY!!
Alex:Good job guys.
Jack:We waited for you!
Alex:How was it? How was the facilities? Did you wash your hands?
Jack:Are you on drugs?
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andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes


I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

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holdingontomeg:

All forms of self harm are serious, from a scratch to a deep cut.

It is against human nature to harm ourselves.

So the next time you start thinking 'oh it's only a scratch, that's not proper self harm' imagine how much it must take for a human to go against that nature.

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nosdrinker:

is this a threat

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

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mystory-goeson:

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing

mystory-goeson:

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing

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panerasexual:

i hate when directions arent clear on assignments it stresses me out so much bc i cant ever figure out what to do but everyone else always can and Wowza i hate school n my brain

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stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

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montparnaughty:

montparnaughty:

no you dont understand
these are two separate toys that we found at the thrift store today okay
and we found out that they fit like this and it was beautiful
and then we were going up to the cashier to get our things and realized they were still like that and were separating them so that we could each purchase the one we had found and
the cashier
looked
so confused and„, distressed and horrified omg
the look on his face was like we had taken his soul and run it through a blenderim
i tried to fix it omg i was just like
"……………………..he was just…. resting"
but i dont think anything can make up for the trauma we caused.

oh my god i had literally fucking forgotten about this and then a single person reblogged this from me again, just one single person oh my god
… when did this get 87 thousand fucking notes jesus fucking christ

montparnaughty:

montparnaughty:

no you dont understand

these are two separate toys that we found at the thrift store today okay

and we found out that they fit like this and it was beautiful

and then we were going up to the cashier to get our things and realized they were still like that and were separating them so that we could each purchase the one we had found and

the cashier

looked

so confused and„, distressed and horrified omg

the look on his face was like we had taken his soul and run it through a blenderim

i tried to fix it omg i was just like

"……………………..he was just…. resting"

but i dont think anything can make up for the trauma we caused.

oh my god i had literally fucking forgotten about this and then a single person reblogged this from me again, just one single person oh my god

… when did this get 87 thousand fucking notes jesus fucking christ

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play-my-heart-strings:

burghers:

when people say nice things about you

image

If that is your reaction then you are so adorable

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louisfucksharrysenseless:

if any of you are planning to leak one direction’s new album please wait till im online thanks

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"Fuck, my tea."

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

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fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

image

Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

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